x2002-07-31 - 8:31 p.m.x BOOM BABY!
x2002-07-31 - 3:19 p.m.x i have thje mutant power to bore you into submission
x2002-07-31 - 1:18 a.m.x when the cyber pimp becomes the digital whore... or the glass onion of pereclese grants wishes to the emotionally promiscuous... muthafukka
x2002-07-30 - 1:11 p.m.x you know, i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing.... but dillinger escape plan rocks my ass like a catholic priest
x2002-07-30 - 10:31 a.m.x i had to hear it from Phish
x2002-07-29 - 6:32 p.m.x top 5 worst break ups ever
x2002-07-29 - 2:21 a.m.x my grandma says i'm a great kisser
x2002-07-28 - 1:15 p.m.x just when you think you're out of the woods, you get eaten by a bear.
x2002-07-28 - 12:41 a.m.x "HA HA!! this lead pipe will teach you to foil my plans" lead?.. foil? doc.. i think you're mixing up your metalphors
x2002-07-27 - 12:37 p.m.x i've seen god.. and his name is muddy mudskipper
x2002-07-27 - 12:08 a.m.x she's pretty in punk.... and anything else you can put her in
x2002-07-26 - 11:17 p.m.x make like a computer and get with the program
x2002-07-26 - 12:27 p.m.x if grunge is so dead, how come it lives in igloos?
x2002-07-26 - 4:27 a.m.x guns don't kill people... train wrecks kill people
x2002-07-25 - 6:47 p.m.x where a bum can feel like a king... and a king feels like some kind of nutty kooky kinda king
x2002-07-25 - 2:33 p.m.x barbeques teakettles, gobs of axle grease... there comes a time for everyman to sail the seas of cheese, now life's a bowl of bagel dogs but there are unpleasantries, coild toilet seats dentist chairs and trips to DMV
x2002-07-25 - 2:00 a.m.x DJ FuNKY BoX iz in da hiz-ouse!!!!
x2002-07-24 - 1:23 p.m.x this is beginning to hurt
x2002-07-24 - 1:30 a.m.x i don't know kung fu.. but i know crazy
x2002-07-24 - 12:10 a.m.x turn the ugly light off god...
x2002-07-23 - 2:04 p.m.x mazzy star is the most hardcore band EVER!!!!
x2002-07-23 - 11:52 a.m.x it's your lucky day in hell
x2002-07-22 - 7:45 p.m.x there's a crazy old woman breaking bottles on the curb out in front of her house that burnt down 2 years ago... people say she wasn't that crazy back then
x2002-07-22 - 1:18 a.m.x i can't belive the day came where i'd be bashing soulfly
x2002-07-21 - 9:56 p.m.x remember when i dropped my keys... and you thought the phone rang?
x2002-07-21 - 3:04 p.m.x i wanna take kick boxing lessons but i don't have any batteries
x2002-07-21 - 1:53 a.m.x he's a winner, he's a goddamn sinner, when he woke up on the wrong side of the day
x2002-07-20 - 12:53 p.m.x pain heals... chicks dig scars.. glory... doesn't matter cos chicks dig scars
x2002-07-19 - 11:14 p.m.x god damn you half japanese girls
x2002-07-19 - 9:08 a.m.x does my ass make me look fat?
x2002-07-18 - 9:16 p.m.x aaaah, nice marmut
x2002-07-18 - 3:42 p.m.x call me old fashioned but... women voters? hello.. welcome to mars... let me get in my space ship here
x2002-07-17 - 11:47 a.m.x and it wasn't till after she slapped him that ted realized that the "hey, come here often?" line doesn't work in the emergency room
x2002-07-17 - 12:13 a.m.x smokey this is not nam, this is bowling, there are rules.
x2002-07-16 - 12:38 p.m.x MiSaDVeNTuReS oF THe [-SaD LiTTLe RoBoT BoY-] issue no.300 : half a pack of cloves and vanillia coke makes everything cool
x2002-07-16 - 1:41 a.m.x AAAAH that's the eye you're not supposed to get pudding in
x2002-07-16 - 1:02 a.m.x if waynes world and the howie mandel show merged together.. it'd probably turn out just like bobby's world did... does anyone wanna go watch lil monsters?
x2002-07-15 - 6:07 p.m.x the chapter 7 test or the ephesians where right all along
x2002-07-14 - 7:09 p.m.x martha stewarts vagina
x2002-07-14 - 1:01 p.m.x hey marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
x2002-07-13 - 10:34 p.m.x jockin bitches and slappin hos that don't know i play it up and i let em go
x2002-07-13 - 1:10 p.m.x all your base belongs to CiRCLE no.5
x2002-07-13 - 12:36 p.m.x lot's of people say stop or my mom will shoot sucked, but they seem to forget that throw mama from the train was even worse
x2002-07-13 - 12:57 a.m.x my heart will go on... A PLATE!!!!!
x2002-07-12 - 11:16 p.m.x kill the assholes!!!!
x2002-07-12 - 12:02 p.m.x joe lies.... joe LIIIIIIIIES!!!! when he cries.... when he cries
x2002-07-12 - 10:45 a.m.x i've probably kissed more boys than you have
x2002-07-11 - 8:19 p.m.x you're the reason i will not for get this season or the letter in which you first wrote about it
x2002-07-11 - 11:04 a.m.x the beautiful beginning to a beautiful disaster
x2002-07-10 - 11:09 p.m.x evil doers, i say unto you now, KNOCK OFF ALL THAT EVIL!!!!
x2002-07-10 - 9:33 a.m.x eat penguin shit you ass spelunker
x2002-07-10 - 12:10 a.m.x mark walburg realized that he's about as good at acting as he is at rapping
x2002-07-09 - 12:39 p.m.x you know.. i don't wanna sound like a queer or anything... but silver vinyl pants are really kick ass
x2002-07-09 - 12:17 a.m.x i'm feeling very hardcore today
x2002-07-08 - 6:22 p.m.x josh hartnett is a dreamboat on stilts and rollerskates
x2002-07-07 - 8:48 p.m.x fuck you i'm fed up with you i'm not as good as you fuck you i'm better than you
x2002-07-07 - 2:34 p.m.x you gotta know your chicken
x2002-07-07 - 2:02 a.m.x dating for dummies - sex for dummies - pregnancy for dummies - marriage for dummies - divorce for dummies - suicide for dummies
x2002-07-06 - 12:35 p.m.x donnie was a good man and a great bowler and you took him lord just like you took so many other young men at kasang, bangkock nd hill 53... you took them lord, and you took donnie.... donnie who loved bowling
x2002-07-05 - 10:46 p.m.x my gigapet bill gates is asking for a raise in his allowance, pft, yeah right.. not till he stops peeing on the carpet.
x2002-07-05 - 12:26 p.m.x the greatest thing ever written ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
x2002-07-04 - 10:04 p.m.x "hey, anyone going to starbucks? cos i could kill for a triple half caff vanilla soy latte"- the lost nirvana album title
x2002-07-04 - 12:22 a.m.x jesus and i love you missy
x2002-07-03 - 10:13 a.m.x and all i could do as ding a dang dong my dang long ling lang
x2002-07-03 - 3:07 a.m.x just thought you all might wanna know
x2002-07-03 - 12:36 a.m.x maybe if we do them girly style we can do infinity
x2002-07-02 - 12:03 p.m.x the pie will be cut in half.... and both men will recieve... death, i eat the pie
x2002-07-01 - 2:50 p.m.x it's all fun and games till someone losses an eye
x2002-07-01 - 1:40 a.m.x and i adore her.....