x2002-06-30 - 5:42 p.m.x you forgot to mention cute and fluffy
x2002-06-30 - 12:56 a.m.x and coil my tounge around a bumblebee mouth
x2002-06-29 - 10:41 p.m.x I Am One Secksie Bitch
x2002-06-29 - 12:01 a.m.x stan "the man" lee says "make mine marvel"... CHRiS "ballwag" Bollweg says "i like eating out my fiancee"
x2002-06-28 - 1:17 p.m.x come into our home... wont you stay?
x2002-06-27 - 9:30 p.m.x this is the entry that will make 97% of my "fanbase" remove me from their favorites list.... oh the sweetness of being me.
x2002-06-27 - 6:43 p.m.x hey missy.. pistol lost her baby legs!
x2002-06-27 - 5:24 p.m.x getting rewarded for being an idiot
x2002-06-26 - 7:20 p.m.x not to say jezebelle's easy.. but before she moved to sodom.. it was known for it's pottery
x2002-06-26 - 12:28 a.m.x please keep your hands and arms inside the train till the emotional rollarcoaster has come to a complete stop
x2002-06-25 - 12:45 p.m.x she likes big words
x2002-06-24 - 4:42 p.m.x ooba deetin rock an rollin
x2002-06-24 - 2:05 p.m.x of hermaphrodites and tubamabobs
x2002-06-23 - 10:50 p.m.x at the moment of desperation... everyone becomes a poet.
x2002-06-23 - 6:13 p.m.x i start fires
x2002-06-22 - 10:50 p.m.x sweet and sour sauce is nothing but weak sauce
x2002-06-22 - 8:15 p.m.x julia roberts...... worst, actress, ever.
x2002-06-21 - 10:49 p.m.x CHRiS Bollweg- no.5 advocate for the eating of small woodland animals and hyper-obese people
x2002-06-21 - 12:41 p.m.x if i was that clever i woulda come up with a better title than this.
x2002-06-20 - 11:46 p.m.x some of lifes little frustrations
x2002-06-20 - 8:47 p.m.x sweet fancy moses
x2002-06-19 - 10:09 p.m.x gee mr. hand will i pass this class? gee mr. spicoli i don't know. (days 2 and 3 with missy)
x2002-06-19 - 8:22 p.m.x on the run from johnny law aint no trip to cleveland
x2002-06-19 - 7:42 p.m.x everything i ever needed to know i learned from bugs bunny cartoons
x2002-06-19 - 5:08 p.m.x i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing.. but i think unicorns are pretty kick ass
x2002-06-18 - 12:58 p.m.x smell ya later chicago..... yah rat bastard
x2002-06-18 - 11:47 a.m.x we have just lost cabin pressure
x2002-06-18 - 10:20 a.m.x when i grow up i wanna stab people for a living
x2002-06-17 - 4:02 p.m.x i'm not apatheitc, i'm lazy
x2002-06-17 - 2:20 p.m.x you're such a boredom freak
x2002-06-17 - 2:21 a.m.x dude.. you are so full of mekrab
x2002-06-14 - 7:49 p.m.x -i've been getting laid the past 3 days... have you?-
x2002-06-11 - 7:00 p.m.x this is gonna have to last you for a few days.. feel my wrath.. oh pleeeeeeeeeeease feel my wrath
x2002-06-10 - 10:47 p.m.x marge do you have other men in this house? radioACTIVE men?
x2002-06-10 - 10:03 p.m.x alright guys, there's gotta be no smoking, there was someone in the dorms who was smoking, there was a fire, and now i have tape all over my face, it's not fun
x2002-06-10 - 8:14 p.m.x pork is not a verb
x2002-06-10 - 12:11 a.m.x s-u-c-k-s that's the way we spell success
x2002-06-09 - 9:31 p.m.x i own jon voight's le baron
x2002-06-09 - 8:03 p.m.x i had 2 cadillacs but my ole lady rectum
x2002-06-08 - 9:09 p.m.x the great big mouth has been shut
x2002-06-08 - 6:09 p.m.x this diary has been rated m for mature, it contains nudity, adult content, drug use, extreme violence, blood and gore, sexual situations, and i use the f word a lot.... viewer discretion can FUCK OFF.
x2002-06-07 - 10:11 p.m.x a post with a cool drop of retsin in the center.
x2002-06-07 - 6:18 p.m.x shiney happy people...... can all burn in hell
x2002-06-07 - 8:00 a.m.x you can plead the 5th but you can't plead the first
x2002-06-07 - 12:13 a.m.x i'm talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n "SEX CAULDROUN? they closed that place down years ago"
x2002-06-06 - 11:55 a.m.x brain surgery for dummies
x2002-06-06 - 1:48 a.m.x i wouldnt waste your time if i where you
x2002-06-05 - 1:47 p.m.x feels good to be a motherfucking punk loser again
x2002-06-05 - 11:50 a.m.x the teenage mutant ninja turtles take manhatten
x2002-06-05 - 2:19 a.m.x find it fuck it forget it forever
x2002-06-04 - 2:34 p.m.x hi principal skinner, high super nintendo chomers
x2002-06-04 - 11:26 a.m.x when i first saw diaryland i thought it said dairyland, i then became confused at why so many people wanted to go to a site about either wisconson or milk products.. i then wondered where all the cows where......
x2002-06-04 - 12:33 a.m.x welcome to goth talk i'm cersi nightshade and this is azrael abyss the prince of sorrows
x2002-06-03 - 11:04 p.m.x and i've never done anything illegal....... unless you count the pre-school prostitution ring
x2002-06-02 - 11:04 p.m.x [-rust-] vs. .:decay:.
x2002-06-02 - 9:26 p.m.x shoot here and the world gets smaller shoot shoot shoot motherfucker
x2002-06-02 - 6:03 p.m.x he's never done anything immoral.. unless you count all those times he's peddled dope disguised as a nun
x2002-06-01 - 10:12 p.m.x i'm not trying to play god... i wouldn't know where to begin
x2002-06-01 - 8:24 p.m.x jesus built my car, it's a love affair, mainly jesus and my car
x2002-06-01 - 6:21 p.m.x discard this message