x2002-05-31 - 11:57 p.m.x please no tourture.. i'm allergic to pain
x2002-05-31 - 8:07 p.m.x how the grinch stole that bitches panties and sniffed them out in the parking lot
x2002-05-31 - 7:37 a.m.x your trust is in mickeys and weed and pantera it's goddamn electric
x2002-05-30 - 10:31 p.m.x i woulda much rather called us the xombiephiles but the guys thought it was a little to metal for them
x2002-05-30 - 6:25 p.m.x missadventures of the sad little robot boy issue no.200: SaD LiTTLe RoBoT BoY vs. the megalomaniacle corprate super giant
x2002-05-29 - 11:10 p.m.x never automatically assume that a fat person is gonna order a non-fat latte.... just make it with buttermilk.. they'll thank you for it.... trust me
x2002-05-29 - 5:00 p.m.x skinny guys fight till they're burger (ps: tihs is just for filler space)
x2002-05-29 - 2:34 p.m.x siamese mellon collie pisces adore of the gish god machina
x2002-05-29 - 11:52 a.m.x well you can call him ray or you can call him jay or you can call him rayjay
x2002-05-29 - 3:30 a.m.x ba-chomp ba-chomp ba-chewy chewy chomp
x2002-05-29 - 2:18 a.m.x why have i been given this chance to fly?
x2002-05-29 - 12:06 a.m.x we are all made of stars
x2002-05-28 - 1:48 p.m.x ashley judd can't act.... but damn she's got a great rack
x2002-05-28 - 11:26 a.m.x i'm sticking pins and needles in the stinging rotten flesh like substitute pieces of half cooked meat
x2002-05-27 - 8:44 p.m.x this is the last song i will sing to you
x2002-05-27 - 4:23 p.m.x better living thru disco tech
x2002-05-27 - 3:36 a.m.x let us rain doom upon our doomed enemies heads
x2002-05-27 - 12:31 a.m.x insensatez
x2002-05-26 - 11:22 p.m.x well...... i kept telling you i was the [-.:SaD_LiTTLe_RoBoT_BoY:.-] for a reason
x2002-05-26 - 9:28 p.m.x my mirror no longer reflects
x2002-05-26 - 6:07 p.m.x i mash ho's like pistachios
x2002-05-25 - 10:14 p.m.x dancing with the one legged pimp
x2002-05-25 - 8:00 p.m.x youth is wasted on the young
x2002-05-24 - 10:25 p.m.x slit wrists.... talk shit
x2002-05-24 - 9:00 p.m.x suicide and mastrubation have lost all meaning to me..... that's what love is like
x2002-05-24 - 11:20 a.m.x destroy the mind destroy the body but you cannot destroy the heart
x2002-05-24 - 12:17 a.m.x and in your sad machines you'll forever stay desperate and displeased with who you are..... and you're a star
x2002-05-23 - 1:03 p.m.x i refuse to live in a world where lil bow wow is famous
x2002-05-22 - 11:40 p.m.x the fisherman's wife's golashes are some jive slippers
x2002-05-22 - 8:11 p.m.x jack names the planets after you
x2002-05-22 - 4:12 p.m.x i wish you a broken heart and a happy new year
x2002-05-22 - 2:09 a.m.x and the dr. said both my eyes where lazy and that's why it was the best summer ever
x2002-05-21 - 1:08 p.m.x i am whatever you say i am and if i wasn't then why would i say i am in the paper the news every day i am i don't know it's just the way i am.
x2002-05-21 - 1:46 a.m.x digital anger managment in the form of prose free association writing
x2002-05-20 - 9:03 p.m.x i am jacks oil bleeding machine
x2002-05-20 - 4:32 p.m.x todays tale: misadventures with the US postal service
x2002-05-19 - 11:36 p.m.x FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR DON'T BELONG DON'T EXIST DON'T GIVE A SHIT DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!!!!
x2002-05-19 - 8:22 p.m.x ultra mega super showdown kick ass slugfest beatdown!!!!!
x2002-05-19 - 6:16 p.m.x i'm throwing a pity party and you're all invited.
x2002-05-18 - 11:18 p.m.x a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason.. and his friend's a talking pie... none of that has to do with this entry.
x2002-05-18 - 12:49 p.m.x late night romps at ye olde porno shoppe
x2002-05-17 - 12:04 a.m.x this thing inside of me it screams the loudest sound sometimes i could... I WANNA BURN THIS WHOLE WORLD DOWN! (happy birthday trent)
x2002-05-16 - 2:15 p.m.x this ones just for the record.... and my record's been skipping like a hopscotch playing toddler
x2002-05-16 - 12:41 p.m.x -[MaNuaLLY iNSeRT FuNNY TiTLe HeRe]- i'll take famous titties for 1000 alex
x2002-05-16 - 12:41 a.m.x yo yo while you out gay bashing i'm gonna be at your house fucking your girlfriend... in the ass HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! celebrate fuckhead.
x2002-05-15 - 12:25 a.m.x yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is a gift
x2002-05-14 - 11:45 a.m.x jack and jill went up a hill to get themselves some nookie jill sat down jack whipped it out saying hail to tha king baby
x2002-05-13 - 8:03 p.m.x "it's not easy being green.. or riddled with chlamydia for that matter"
x2002-05-13 - 12:13 p.m.x professor nutbutters house of treats
x2002-05-13 - 12:49 a.m.x 5ad l177l3 r0807 804
x2002-05-12 - 6:08 p.m.x 3rd degree heartburn
x2002-05-11 - 10:55 p.m.x "oh barthalomew i feel better than st. christopher at his conversion" homer what did you say? "I SAID SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE FLANDERS!"
x2002-05-10 - 9:07 p.m.x it's s'wonderful s'marvelous s'CHRiS B. or "the rain in spain stays mainly in the plains.... bitch"
x2002-05-10 - 11:36 a.m.x i can't thin of a clever title today so i'm just gonna say........ yeah there you go
x2002-05-09 - 1:27 p.m.x okay.. is it still illegal if it's in her mouth? cos that's still covered
x2002-05-09 - 1:15 a.m.x mosh pits grease paint and serial killaz
x2002-05-08 - 1:20 p.m.x es una salsa..... muy salsa
x2002-05-08 - 12:01 a.m.x alright guys.. it's time for plan b "you mean drop our pants and run around like rabid hyeenas?" bingo
x2002-05-06 - 1:36 p.m.x wyld stallyns rule... frog-hed is dead.. the world cares not
x2002-05-05 - 7:00 p.m.x ¡maranitas amore mi porque sabe yo soy rock!
x2002-05-05 - 1:42 a.m.x things i would like to see face down in a pool of rat piss and old unread issues of x-men 2099
x2002-05-04 - 11:09 p.m.x you'd be cuter if i shot you in the face
x2002-05-04 - 1:19 p.m.x my job was stolen by a machine
x2002-05-03 - 9:14 p.m.x no i don't kiss my mom with this mouth.. what kinda sick fuck are you kissing your mom?
x2002-05-03 - 11:05 a.m.x this is what it'd look like if the onion and the new york times had a kid and put it in a burlap sack and beat it every day
x2002-05-03 - 12:24 a.m.x so..... i hear peeing in a shoebox just aint what it used to be... biotch
x2002-05-02 - 12:13 p.m.x class of 2000......... the year of the cyber punk
x2002-05-01 - 5:43 p.m.x in the year 2000 a high school student will be eliminated from their school's spelling bee since they can't spell "bootyliscious"
x2002-05-01 - 1:19 p.m.x "Shut your throat cunt before i go over there and fuck start your head!"
x2002-05-01 - 2:06 a.m.x wwbfd- what would boba fett do?