x2005-12-03 - 12:39 a.m.x half jacked off.
x2005-11-20 - 8:13 p.m.x i'm a broken stained glass window
x2005-11-07 - 3:24 p.m.x self filletio was never this exciting to be straining.
x2005-10-20 - 11:23 p.m.x the lunatic is on the grass
x2005-10-15 - 6:51 p.m.x non-sensical nonsense from the non-dimension.
x2005-10-12 - 1:20 p.m.x define pretention, then define irony.
x2005-09-07 - 10:00 p.m.x i can't wait for you to shut me up
x2005-08-22 - 4:09 a.m.x can't stop
x2005-08-13 - 1:32 p.m.x onwards and upwards, or something like that
x2005-07-29 - 9:02 a.m.x HWARK!
x2005-07-10 - 10:46 p.m.x step up the iambic pentameter.
x2005-07-05 - 5:19 p.m.x comical dental hijynx on the high seas
x2005-07-04 - 9:46 p.m.x for great exuberance.
x2005-07-03 - 9:41 p.m.x and if i don't make it know that i loved you all along.
x2005-06-19 - 5:17 p.m.x do a google search on "methods of making bathtub crack"
x2005-05-27 - 9:45 p.m.x following your heart will usually lead to a coronary.
x2005-05-23 - 7:55 p.m.x only you could be so bold
x2005-05-17 - 7:47 p.m.x happy birthday tofu, here's a sock full of quarters in your face
x2005-05-10 - 12:10 p.m.x a message to rudy.
x2005-05-06 - 5:03 a.m.x of footnotes and boyfriends, or the B side of the dewey decimal system.
x2005-05-03 - 9:37 p.m.x now doesn't it make you feel better
x2005-04-27 - 4:00 p.m.x anti-smoking ad
x2005-04-26 - 9:53 p.m.x how can you have your (boy) pudding if you don't (b)eat your meat
x2005-04-23 - 10:15 p.m.x me and my scabies own you and your crabs
x2005-04-18 - 4:21 p.m.x make earthday every day
x2005-04-17 - 9:43 p.m.x last one in is a rotten egg
x2005-04-12 - 2:19 p.m.x all she wants to do is dance dance revolution
x2005-04-11 - 10:56 p.m.x fuck those fucking fuckers
x2005-04-10 - 4:17 p.m.x all i know is that i don't know nothing
x2005-04-04 - 8:24 p.m.x i'm sorry guys, don't fuck you all, fuck the world instead.
x2005-04-03 - 7:06 p.m.x ...
x2005-03-14 - 8:53 p.m.x pikachu, i blame you!
x2005-03-13 - 8:23 p.m.x a toast to the green fairy.
x2005-03-12 - 9:17 p.m.x the taxman can eat a dick
x2005-03-08 - 10:29 a.m.x you burger lord, OBEY THE FIST!!!!
x2005-03-07 - 8:38 p.m.x yay you win... NOTHING
x2005-02-25 - 12:54 p.m.x you wont live to be old skool
x2005-02-17 - 7:05 p.m.x you so stupid.
x2005-02-14 - 1:02 p.m.x a black heart for valentines day.
x2005-02-12 - 5:34 p.m.x madcap indeed.
x2005-02-04 - 4:22 p.m.x suffering for the cure
x2005-02-03 - 1:42 p.m.x and now for something not from a movie.
x2005-01-31 - 1:45 p.m.x kick in the eye
x2005-01-28 - 9:14 p.m.x tele time
x2005-01-24 - 6:05 p.m.x reunions of great minds.
x2005-01-24 - 3:34 p.m.x the most important question
x2005-01-24 - 2:19 p.m.x t00 1337 4 j00
x2005-01-23 - 6:36 p.m.x food queries. deliscious wish treat.
x2005-01-22 - 6:53 p.m.x 2 more scenes and an explination
x2005-01-22 - 2:45 p.m.x sandwhich scene.
x2005-01-14 - 1:16 p.m.x no witty titles to hide behind now
x2005-01-10 - 1:31 p.m.x you wanted the best. here's the runner up