x2004-07-29 - 12:38 p.m.x yeah i'm trying that new fatkins diet. you eat nothing but bacon grease and crisco.
x2004-07-28 - 2:10 p.m.x i feel like the fat guy in a band. no matter what i do, it doesn't seem to matter.
x2004-07-23 - 4:15 p.m.x hell's wedding bells
x2004-07-23 - 12:42 p.m.x you give a little you get even more, the satisfaction that you gave them a little and kept the lot.
x2004-07-22 - 1:20 p.m.x man my knuckles are hairy
x2004-07-21 - 11:59 a.m.x secret toy suprise inside
x2004-07-20 - 1:05 p.m.x why hello there mr. asshat, are you gonna be my new special friend?
x2004-07-16 - 11:55 a.m.x this is only a test... that counts for half of your grade.
x2004-07-14 - 3:08 p.m.x i still refuse to have a battle of wits with someone as unarmed as you
x2004-07-13 - 1:25 p.m.x emanicipate yourself from mental slavery
x2004-07-09 - 3:19 p.m.x a pointless entry when i have a lot more interesting things going on with me right now
x2004-07-07 - 1:35 p.m.x aaaah, intermission
x2004-07-06 - 2:15 p.m.x maybe the ole ball and chain is why they're called marital aids
x2004-07-02 - 2:57 p.m.x spiderman 2 is one of the greatest films if not the greatest comic film ever made.
x2004-07-01 - 2:19 p.m.x for all of you "omgwtfgglzg2gbrbloll8r" little fuckers. STFU!