x2004-05-29 - 3:00 p.m.x damn girl, that shit is deep like the ocean
x2004-05-28 - 6:20 p.m.x you know what i'd do with a million dollars? 2 chicks at the same time
x2004-05-27 - 3:53 p.m.x i like swords
x2004-05-25 - 3:52 p.m.x now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies!
x2004-05-21 - 3:31 p.m.x the silver screen is bieng made with stainless steel.
x2004-05-20 - 6:00 p.m.x happy land yay
x2004-05-20 - 4:43 p.m.x i'm not even supposed to be here today
x2004-05-19 - 2:59 p.m.x it's much like what eddie vedder said that one time "i'm a talentless jack ass who's in an equally sucky band."
x2004-05-15 - 11:22 a.m.x will you come off it walter, you're not even fucking jewish
x2004-05-14 - 4:12 p.m.x i bet you tell all the guys they're the one
x2004-05-13 - 6:39 p.m.x relationship salvage class 101
x2004-05-11 - 12:03 p.m.x it's like i just stepped into "omgwtf" land
x2004-05-08 - 1:48 p.m.x if this diary is flashing you just won a million dollars!
x2004-05-07 - 7:24 p.m.x fuck reality and fuck you
x2004-05-07 - 3:54 p.m.x uh, i just want you to know, i have a pink beard.
x2004-05-06 - 11:50 a.m.x your lord and webmaster - tofu
x2004-05-04 - 1:31 p.m.x as if my diary isn't found enough when assholes look for freaky porn on the net, this one's gonna get me thousands of hits a day