x2004-03-31 - 1:16 p.m.x i'm sure god's favorite joke for some people is killing them when they least suspect it just so he can go "suprise, you're dead!"
x2004-03-30 - 2:21 p.m.x ever notice how march always gets so much negative connotation. if only ceaser would have figured that out.
x2004-03-27 - 1:09 p.m.x what would charleton heston do?
x2004-03-26 - 2:13 p.m.x okay i'll admit, i really don't understand
x2004-03-25 - 2:35 p.m.x i'm a viable reason social services exists
x2004-03-25 - 10:44 a.m.x much like america's obsession with australia, it is finished.
x2004-03-24 - 10:22 a.m.x we sold some mushroom tea we sold some extasy we sold nitrous opium aci heroin and pcp
x2004-03-23 - 5:55 p.m.x the 80's are dead, the 90's suck, and the year 2000 is nothing like in buck rogers.
x2004-03-20 - 7:04 p.m.x in times of trouble i turn to my friends speaking words of wisdom let it be, let it be
x2004-03-20 - 10:57 a.m.x want some? it's goat's urine. it's a satan thing.
x2004-03-19 - 11:18 a.m.x making a male climax isn't at all challenging. when a woman makes a man cum, it's standard. when a guy makes a girl cum, it's talent.
x2004-03-18 - 6:42 p.m.x no one ever notices these fucking titles anyways, why do i bother making them?
x2004-03-18 - 1:49 p.m.x to quote ice cube: "i gotta admit, today was a good day", and to quote scarface: "i got this killa up inside of me, i can't talk to my mutha so i talk to my diary"
x2004-03-17 - 1:40 p.m.x more pearls of wisdom that people are probably going to fill my guestbook with hatemail for.
x2004-03-16 - 12:11 p.m.x i'm happy that asshat is becoming such a widely accepted term.
x2004-03-13 - 5:23 p.m.x this entry is brought to you by the letter X because it's TO THE X-TREME!!!!!!
x2004-03-13 - 1:12 p.m.x bare your biscuit filthy fangs you bitch!
x2004-03-12 - 2:12 p.m.x i just want you to appreciate nature
x2004-03-11 - 1:43 p.m.x and our son here carries illegal weapons, and wears clothing obviously designed by homosexuals
x2004-03-10 - 5:31 p.m.x some people take this shit seriously, but to me it's just one big jack off session
x2004-03-10 - 1:59 p.m.x yes, i have the power supreme... supreme nachos that is.
x2004-03-06 - 10:46 a.m.x this is not the greatest entry in the world, this is just a tribute.
x2004-03-05 - 3:56 p.m.x 15 minutes till it all breaks down erase my life like a car crash baby yeah
x2004-03-05 - 11:46 a.m.x music to crash cars to
x2004-03-04 - 11:30 a.m.x disclaimer: not responsible for any influential minds out there. they had it coming, so don't sue me you shitty parents of america, take responsibility for your own actions.
x2004-03-03 - 3:05 p.m.x if it's one thing the japanese taught me, is revenge is a dish best served with seaweed and sake.
x2004-03-03 - 11:41 a.m.x define irony: phonetically isn't spelled fonehtikaly
x2004-03-02 - 11:12 a.m.x if everyone would stop talking we might listen once in a while.