x2003-12-13 - 12:43 p.m.x cop (out) and a half
x2003-10-18 - 9:11 p.m.x i see, you're jealous of my navel. LIES YOU SPEAK CANINE SPY, you're after my lucky charms
x2003-10-17 - 11:01 p.m.x up up down down left right left right B A start.
x2003-10-11 - 2:30 p.m.x and then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife 10 times.
x2003-09-27 - 10:08 p.m.x you can't tell me that those muffins are real
x2003-09-25 - 3:01 p.m.x get down with your photon torpedo self WOOOHAAA!!!!
x2003-09-23 - 4:19 a.m.x happy birthday, now move over so someone who counts can have some cake you tubby fuck
x2003-09-20 - 3:33 p.m.x this is your brain, this is your brain on the street
x2003-09-17 - 2:53 p.m.x my shirt smells like new shirt
x2003-09-03 - 12:24 p.m.x my name's steve-oh i suck
x2003-08-30 - 12:55 p.m.x america spells cheese k-r-a-f-t
x2003-08-27 - 7:57 p.m.x tell him steve dave
x2003-08-23 - 9:29 p.m.x stelnyek
x2003-07-30 - 8:45 p.m.x you think they're your friend then BAM fork in the eye
x2003-07-23 - 10:44 p.m.x sometimes waking up in a pool of mingled blood of virgins just isn't enough to keep me going
x2003-07-23 - 9:56 p.m.x sometimes i like to wear women's underwear, and sometimes i like to wear no underwear, but sometimes i like to tie people to trees and fuck em in the ass while jacking em off to show them what we really do to perverts round these parts. vol.II the se
x2003-07-22 - 11:48 a.m.x call me a cunt
x2003-07-17 - 10:28 p.m.x wow, this makes a mighty nice coaster
x2003-07-16 - 11:43 a.m.x mickey mouse in sweden is called mousse piig
x2003-07-11 - 9:18 p.m.x i got my orange crush
x2003-07-10 - 11:56 a.m.x it is I iron man, the man of iron!
x2003-07-07 - 5:20 p.m.x don't pass to this guy, he sucks!
x2003-07-04 - 4:19 p.m.x happy birthday america, you've been bad this year.
x2003-07-02 - 12:53 p.m.x once again i'm stuck in here
x2003-06-27 - 3:34 a.m.x i had a good day and it turned into this
x2003-06-16 - 4:42 p.m.x bikkety BANG call me weapon X
x2003-06-11 - 9:13 a.m.x this ones faster than when i lost my virginity
x2003-05-28 - 7:13 p.m.x you stole all my armor
x2003-05-27 - 12:37 p.m.x you'll never know how alive you made me feel becasue now you killed me
x2003-05-18 - 2:44 a.m.x i gave her my heart, she gave me a pen
x2003-05-16 - 8:32 p.m.x it's my 2nd diaryland birthday. celebrate fuckhead
x2003-05-12 - 1:39 p.m.x and death said don't wait up for me
x2003-05-12 - 1:27 p.m.x this is my life, and it's ending one second at a time
x2003-05-07 - 3:26 p.m.x she was such an angel but she had bodies under her bed
x2003-05-01 - 7:03 p.m.x muddafuckazbetrippin
x2003-04-27 - 2:02 a.m.x i woke up today with a piece of past caught in my throat
x2003-04-26 - 8:15 p.m.x i'm sorry, i suck
x2003-04-23 - 1:25 p.m.x your buttcheeks is warm
x2003-04-21 - 11:44 p.m.x i thought i was right but then you left
x2003-04-20 - 9:45 p.m.x it's such a perfect day, i'm glad i spent it with you
x2003-04-17 - 2:14 p.m.x my head feels like a jackhammer being slammed into by another jackhammer
x2003-04-16 - 1:34 p.m.x i'd kill myself for you i'll kill you for myself
x2003-04-16 - 2:03 a.m.x the passion of lovers is for death
x2003-04-11 - 12:06 p.m.x now it's time to get all those records you wouldn't let me buy
x2003-04-07 - 1:39 p.m.x everything just feels like rain
x2003-04-06 - 1:28 a.m.x soot is in my hair and stars are in my eyes
x2003-04-04 - 1:11 a.m.x don't waste your touch you wont feel anything
x2003-04-03 - 8:21 a.m.x i'm the heel end of this love sandwhich
x2003-04-02 - 1:07 a.m.x you guys are being so idiot
x2003-04-01 - 2:45 a.m.x difficult reading for annoying fuckheads
x2003-03-23 - 7:24 p.m.x why do i live in a family of fuckin spazmatics?
x2003-03-22 - 4:41 p.m.x this is what it's like to be alone
x2003-03-19 - 1:53 p.m.x i'm like slim shady, just more broken, but back