x2002-04-30 - 1:05 p.m.x that's right.. it's a soldering iron.. it's the SOLDERING IRON OF JUSTICE!!!!
x2002-04-29 - 9:45 p.m.x when i was 7 years old, i saw 2 men kiss, and untill now.. that was the gayest thing i've ever seen
x2002-04-29 - 1:45 p.m.x punch-man sucks sour frog ass. emil muzz, creator of punch man, should be hit by a speeding beer truck
x2002-04-29 - 12:00 a.m.x this entry rates high on the kibosh-o-meter
x2002-04-27 - 11:23 p.m.x SaN DiMaS HiGH SCHooL FooTBaLL RuLeS
x2002-04-27 - 12:57 p.m.x if i had a penny for all the times i've had sex to bitches from mindless self indulgence.. i'd have a penny...
x2002-04-27 - 1:30 a.m.x Jerry the scumbag falls in a pit of garbage with hilarious consequnces looming on the horizen...
x2002-04-26 - 10:48 a.m.x when my girlfriend broke up with me i didn't write a song about it.. i took a dump in her washing machine... then i wrote a song about it....i win
x2002-04-26 - 2:29 a.m.x sometimes i just feel like there's a piece of steak stapled to my ass.... cos to many fat women try to touch it
x2002-04-26 - 12:04 a.m.x my rib is broke
x2002-04-25 - 11:11 a.m.x welcome to earth spaceboy
x2002-04-25 - 1:03 a.m.x fresh blood thru tired skin new sweat to drown me in dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive
x2002-04-24 - 7:19 p.m.x in high school i was voted most likely to be a mental patient hillbilly or a chimp... they where right on the mental patient part.. still working on the rest
x2002-04-24 - 2:24 p.m.x CiRCLe THe DRaiN
x2002-04-24 - 12:25 p.m.x if i really want your opinion i'll put it on your action item list
x2002-04-24 - 1:32 a.m.x and all of your wishes are granted then many of your dreams will be destroyed
x2002-04-24 - 12:26 a.m.x point.... click............ kill
x2002-04-23 - 11:15 a.m.x my gift of self is raped
x2002-04-22 - 10:33 a.m.x wiggity whack wiskas the feline with tha flava
x2002-04-21 - 1:38 a.m.x the penis monolouges... staring andrew dice clay "hey my cock's goin limp here, badda bing"
x2002-04-19 - 11:53 p.m.x i'm all dressed up and nobody cares... i think i shoulda just went pantless again.
x2002-04-19 - 4:11 a.m.x indie rock is the new nu metal and nu metal is the new skate punk and skate punk is the new grunge and grunge is the new glam rock and glam rock is the new disco...
x2002-04-19 - 12:54 a.m.x artist rendering of me
x2002-04-18 - 12:22 p.m.x hey.. did you know that they don't have smarties in america?
x2002-04-18 - 2:06 a.m.x we're going to the hot metal show tonight
x2002-04-17 - 2:33 p.m.x slit wrist theory stains us all
x2002-04-17 - 12:28 a.m.x slice paper wrists
x2002-04-16 - 11:41 a.m.x sincerly yours, i've disowned you
x2002-04-15 - 11:29 p.m.x been broke since i was born i'm breaking up with you
x2002-04-15 - 6:55 p.m.x one of these days i'm gonna choke on that ball of hate in my mouth
x2002-04-15 - 1:27 p.m.x calm as hindu cows
x2002-04-14 - 11:10 p.m.x teacher appretiation dzz nuts
x2002-04-14 - 7:06 p.m.x hey kids.. enter to win NOW!
x2002-04-14 - 1:08 a.m.x attack of the high school virgins from northridge (the next b-movie i direct)
x2002-04-13 - 1:03 p.m.x the misadventures of the SaD LiL RoBoT BoY issue no.100
x2002-04-13 - 3:30 a.m.x this entry was made from the hard efforts of the best little hands in taiwan
x2002-04-12 - 9:01 p.m.x "HEY! they may be low.. but at least they're standards"
x2002-04-12 - 12:27 a.m.x 6:53 and where are you? run deep run far
x2002-04-10 - 8:45 p.m.x mike and ikes are the candy of choice by fast driving rednecks in nascar
x2002-04-10 - 4:55 p.m.x NHiLiSTiC auToMaTioN oF THe eLeCTRiC-HeD
x2002-04-10 - 12:49 a.m.x next motherfuckers gonna get my metal
x2002-04-09 - 2:52 p.m.x good friends and a bottle of green death nyquil
x2002-04-08 - 9:10 p.m.x maybe the planet melmak holds the key?
x2002-04-08 - 3:28 p.m.x CHRiS' eMo SoNG MiX TaPe eSTRaVaGaNZa
x2002-04-07 - 11:53 p.m.x if you slit my wrists i'd still be dying for you
x2002-04-07 - 1:33 a.m.x excelsior is latin for thine skivvies be showing
x2002-04-06 - 1:17 p.m.x if only i thought of the right words i wouldn't be breaking apart all my pictures of you
x2002-04-05 - 9:20 p.m.x alright guys.. here we are.. ground zero.. any words to mark the occasion?
x2002-04-05 - 11:36 a.m.x JuST SoMe FLeSH CauGHT iN THiS BiG BRoKeN MaCHiNe
x2002-04-05 - 2:44 a.m.x a sharp hint of new tears
x2002-04-04 - 1:27 p.m.x RuBBiT THe HoRNeY FRoG says: don't chaffe... lubricate
x2002-04-04 - 12:30 a.m.x and now ladies and gentleman... diaryland would like to show you the angriest entry of the month
x2002-04-03 - 5:11 p.m.x my perfect ring of scars
x2002-04-02 - 10:33 p.m.x oh no... CHRiS is confused again.. this may take a while
x2002-04-02 - 7:03 p.m.x follow your nose to go coo coo for the grrrreat magically delicious taste of apple jacks- snap crackle pop
x2002-04-02 - 2:09 a.m.x geeks and nerds unite to fight global super business conglomerate.. movie at 11
x2002-04-01 - 7:48 p.m.x operation human shield....... APRIL FOOLZ!!!!
x2002-04-01 - 12:18 a.m.x my hand's shouting at me in a horrid manner