you know something i hate? people that think they actually have more than 2 braincells knocking together in their head.

i hate fake intelliget people spreading their bullshit and being fed by other like minded morons with the same shallow haughty opinion that hide their idiocy with big words... like me. forget that last part.

okay... one thing that bugs the piss out of me about people like this are their tendancy to make blanket judgments... and then when called on it to deny their blanket judgment by making another one, but trying to point it more twoards the person they're trying to demean (which never works because they're far too stupid to catch on that they're being thwarted at every turn.).

now i'm quite an opinionated person, and i don't think out a lot of things as i'm saying them. i'm far more an off the cuff go with the mental energy flow type. i gain more ideas the more i spit out, and the more i spit out the more i contemplate. i guess you could say i have a free association thought pattern if you were going to put a lable on it (and i'm sure you have, DON'T FUCKING LABLE ME!). lots of people try their best to sit down and disect what i'm saying and come at me with a completely hairballed and off the mark attack of what i said, while trying to mask that they had no fucking clue what i was talking about.

durring these little spats i've been called many things, from closeminded, an asshat, retarded, complete fucking moron, hippie, and ect. each time was from someone who completely missed the mark of what i was saying. i think sometimes this happens because often times when i'm being serious about something i'll say something really sarcastic, but being on the internet and unable to detect sarcasm by tone of voice, people take everything you say completely literally. and often the people doing this are stupid humorless fucks (reguardless of how much of a good time you and your friends laugh and frolic and speak of times past, you're still a stupid humorless fuck, and i don't like stupid humorless fucks.) i mean... YOU might think you're so clever and witty in your response, but you're nothing more than a cheap 3rd rate don rickles trying to class yourself up with bigger words. let me allow you in on a little secret... come here, a little closer... c'mon breath mint close...

*ahem*

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

in fact, since you are humorless as i stated earlier, i don't see why you want to make more of an idiot of yourself by attempting to be funny.

i also hate that whenever someone one's in the minority, you're automatically the enemy of everyone in the discussion, and reguardless of your views you kiss ass to the current "winner". why? because you're too much of a fucking chicken shit coward to admit to yourself you don't have an indipendant thought of your own and have to build yourself up by spitting out the same rehashed garbage as someone else? don't kid yourself any longer please, just be honest with yourself and go "yo, i'm a fucking tool, maybe it's time to try and better myself and formulate my own opinions before latching onto someone elses. and then if i agree with them, maybe i should try to add my own spin onto it, or just not repeat what's been said by a billion other people. or maybe i should play the devil's advocate to find out what this guy's really all about?"

i'm also sick of people trying to rationalize one thing after discussing a point that says something about the complete opposite side of the spectrum and you're agreeance to it? is it fun being a hypocrit? or being situationally swayed? certain times it's okay for something but other times it isn't?

say you're 8 years old again, and you feel you deserve a toy since you did so hot damn good on your math test you not only got an A, or an A+, but you got a fucking A++. your sister got a B, good for her, your A++ demolishes her B. she sees your parents buy you a toy, but she bitches and moans and cries that it's unfair that you get a toy for doing excellent and far better than her, but she still got a high mark and should deserve a toy as well. now say you get to stay out late only if you wash the dishes, but your best friend billy doesn't have to wash the dishes, his parents just let him stay out late. you complain to your folks saying "hey, what's the deal mom and dad, billy doesn't have to do the dishes to stay out late, why do i have to work so much harder at something and he doesn't, it's not fair!"

guess what kids, life isn't fucking fair reguardless of what anyone will try to say. if life was fair, i wouldn't be so lazy, and i'd be writing best selling novels, have terrific penmanship, and typing skills, and get to sit around doing whatever i pleased. and so would everyone else. it would really suck the specialness out of your achievments if everything in life was fair now wouldn't it? and where do we draw the line at what's fair or not? let me tell you another secret...

YOU CAN'T!

yep, there's no way to let things be fair because everyone has a different comfort level. your sister can't get a toy because you did something exceptional, you can't go outside late without doing the dishes because your parents have different standards than billy. if you wanna bitch about fairness, save your breath, it just makes you look like a stupid hypocritical fucktard that doesn't deserve to breathe as far as i'm concerned.

i swear man, no one wants to work at anything anymore, everyone wants everything handed over to them on a silver fucking platter. people want to rationalize and weasle their way around things just so they can get themselves what they want.

perfect example just happened to me right now.

this little fucking cumstain brat of a kid came up to me and asked for a candy from a candy dish. the little shit got an atomic fireball claiming he liked them. he comes back for another like a minute later... i didn't want to stir up shit so i just gave it to the little bitch. then the fuckers mom comes up and grabs like 8 of them or something. after that the little fucker and his sister come up to me complaining that "it was too hot, can i have another candy?"... now i gave it to them, since i don't feel like explaining the in's and out's of this bullshit charade to his mother, and to a 6 year old, but this is exactly the type of shit in this country we have to stop right now.

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP EXPECTING TO GET ANYTHING THEY WANT BY BITCHING AND MOANING ENOUGH! if you make a shitty mistake, you have to live with the consequences, if you buy the wrong kind of flower at the store, or if you buy a CD you don't like, you shouldn't be allowed to return it and get a new one, you should have to live with your mistake or take the trouble to get rid of it yourself. or bite the bullet, throw it away and spend more money. if you can't afford that, it teaches you the lesson of precaution.

for people who don't want to learn about being careful for the things they get... i want you to throw caution to the wind then and heave yourself off the tallest building you can. why? because i fucking hate you and i want you off of my planet.

i puke the fucking end

-excelsior-