now that i actually have the time, resources, and not so laziness innundated... here's a little picture cast page for the masses. it's a small cast of characters, mostly because a)i don't hang out with many people, nor b)do i refer to many people in my diary.

there will be updates reguarding when i decide to take more pics of my friends and size them up... that and my photo limit is getting pretty close in my account, so i probably shouldn't be using this space frivilously... eh so what.

hey, that's me... yup, it's me... if you're reading my diary at all then i don't need to describe myself. but since you're probably either a) just coming here or b) reviewing me, check this. i live in encino, like the pauly shore movie encino man, but that wasn't really filmed in encino, it was filmed in valencia, but i lived there before when i first moved to CA. i'm brutally honest, a terrible liar, but i am sneaky. most of my time is divied up between watching movies, playing videogames, being with my fiance (we'll get to her next), listening to or playing music, and sitting behind my work computer. guess which one i'm doing now. i'm highly opinionated, visceral, and make outrageous claims of wanting to cause violence to many different kinds of people. my mom would blame this on me playing mortal kombat when i was little... and i'll rip her spine out for that.

This is no longer my girlfriend kathryn... this is my fiance kathryn. i popped the question to her, and since she just HAD to say yes we're gonna be together for life. i guess it's my fault for being such an awesome and totally righteous dude. kinda like ferris beuler and shaft combined. seriously, can you expect a woman to resist those wiley charms? kathryn couldn't. we've been living together for almost a year now, about 2 months shy of a month, and in the year + we've been dating and the nigh 2 years we've been friends, i've yet to have anyone in my life who's made such a positive impact on my life. kathryn is everything that is good about me, and i love her for that. i also love her for being cute, silly, fucking brilliant, and for being great in bed, and i'm sure there's other reasons, but above all, this woman is the center of my world.

here's our little rat the dred pi-rat wesley. wesley is the cutest and sweetest little thing, and everyone who meets him falls in love with him. kat and i couldn't ask for a better son. we think he's a little jealous of the new baby in the house rocky, but he's getting better since we still give him the loving.

even though this picture is 4 years old and you can barely see him, that's my friend cullen (or culley for short, but not really short because it's the same amount of letters and syllables.) i've known culley since the 7th grade but we didn't become the good friends we are till the summer between 11th and 12th grade. we hung out here and there durring high school prior to that, but not like we've done in recent years. i've been through loads of shit with this man, we've swapped girls, i've watched him get a blow job from a hooker, and i've thrown up on his car several times. we've always been there for each other, but it's kind of a damper on the whole deal now that he lives in berkley. why does he live in berkley? because he's going to UCBerkley of course. he's the only one of my friends to go to a real university, and possibly the only one of my friends who's ever been an academic success. fun fact about culley: he once broke his front tooth in half while working out, and the first person he called was me instead of dentist. another fun fact, he nearly choked to death on chicken sandwhich in carls jr. and i laughed at the situation... because comeon! he's choking on chicken. he soon coughed it up while laughing.

here comes dustin he's a bezerker. yep, this is dustin... i should update his pic to one where he's not on drugs. but here's our good buddy dustin. i'm relaly the only one of us that talks to him anymore since he decided to take a break from hanging around us, but he's slowly intergrating himself back into our lives, and he seems a lot happier now. he's seeing a pussycat doll now... mother fucker. dustin and i are 2 parts of our elite fighting force in final fantasy XI in the UBER linkshell. Melkor and Tofubot. he's the mele muscle of dark knight, and i pick off poor saps from afar with my sweet ass long bow and ranger skillz.

nikki bitch!!!! nikki is kat and my moving buddy, and our bestest fwiend. nikki doesn't have much luck with the fellas unfortunatly, since all the ones that want her are freaky stalker types, and all the guys she wants have boyfriends. go figure eh? but nikki's an awesome chick. i'm glad she doesn't have her burlesque show anymore, cos cripes that was a pain in the tuckus, but yeah baby we're moving to vegas. nikki's our groups official PR lady, which sometimes gets her into trouble, but normally leads to hilarious consequences.

here's lauren/ jade/ Ayla/ whatever. she's my interweb friend from the bay area. i met her online 2 years ago and i just recently finally got to hang out with her by some spur of the moment chance after trying to hang out in person more than 4 times. lauren is also a suicide girl, which she never would have done had it not been for me. so yay me. and no i didn't encourage her just so i could see her boobies... it's because she needed to finally stand up and be proud of her body and have some self esteem. even though she drives me crazy (which i return in full payment), lauren's been there for me when i've needed someone to IM vent to, and i've been there to hear her out as well (whenever i'm on AIM that is). however talking to her online isn't very much different from talking to her in person... because she never shuts the fuck up!

this is my ex-fiance missy. prior to us meeting on the internet (which was well documented in these diary pages) we were great friends online. missy is fucking hilarious when she's not being a crybaby, but all in all she's a good kid. i feel bad that i sent her packing back to ohio, but i don't regret it. we've kind of ceased actual communication as of late, which sucks because we used to talk all the time (which is kind of expected if you date someone i suppose), but i'm sure one day it wont feel all weird or whatever when we talk. even though i seem like i look back at our relationship with nothing but shitty memories, the good times where definitly worth the pain it caused in my opinion.

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this is our homothug johnny deliscious. johnny is my fellow gamer pal and final fantasy afficiendo. he used to work with kathryn at coffee junctionfor years and they've been homo g's forever. if he ever sees this page i imagine that he'd tell me to take down the picture i have of him, but this page is made to make all of my circle of friends look as haggard and disgusting as possible, so NO! johnny is such a fantastic person, i just wish he wasn't always jam packed with shit to do because i love my johnny deliscious.

well, that's my photo cast list so far... i guess i'll add more people at my leisure

-excelsior-