the more i look at what's going on in this world the more sickened i am to be in it.

diseases are becoming resistant to anti-biotics.

crimes may not be in the full stride they once were but they're becoming more depraved

the most disgusting elements of the human condition are being displayed for the entire world to see and we're accepting it and going "that's okay, you can live your life how you please." and not questioning them and going "hey, you sick motherfucker, what is wrong with your god damn head?!"

now i'm not the greatest person in the world, it's sad to admit it, but i'm rather sad. granted i don't jerk off to kiddie porn, as far as i know, those models ARE 18. i don't get off by having sparklers jammed in my dick. i don't want to have someone shit on my face and piss on my toes t get me off. about as odd as i get is hentai turns me on... but hey man, anime chicks just have that certain odd flair of hottness to them don't they? but as far as having deep sexual issues, i find myself to be pretty kosher. i'm not really a sick fuck, i'm not too into anything crazy unless i'm drunk, then i can probably be talked into anything. but some people's ideas of what they can jack off too just turn my fucking stomach.

now gasmasks i find really fucking cool looking, and a hot chick in a gas mask is cool. and i find leather pants and vinyl to be rather sexy as well... but i don't think i'll understand a chick wrapped in liquid latex with a gas mask hose feeding into her twat... i dunno... that's just not what i want to jack off too, and i'd appreciate it if i didn't get e-mails with that in them disgused as something else.

spam really pisses me off. spam pisses me off more than junk mail. it's easily deleted, but for some reason, the fact that i get a deluge of this shit every day, and i have hundreds of fucking pop ups whenever i'm trying to peruse a site that i like (namely comics on keenspot) trying to get me to click and win some super uber computer... i could deal with not ever having to deal with that again.

the world is going to shit for numerous reasons... but i really think that the internet is the number one reason. the internet must have been crafted in the forges of hell and unleashed upon the world by lucifer himself. there is not a single doubt in my mind, and i swear that before i'm dead, i'm going to become like an insane southern baptist minister and start a holy crusade against the internet... which would make me a huge hypocrit what with a lot of my favorite stuff on the web (who the fuck calls it the web anymore? kinda like calling pagers beepers.) for all the good shit that the internet has... like rapping mike (the russian rapper who likes boxing and laying down raps), free music (which leads to piracy issues... it severly bugs me that pirates nowadays are meerly just people like you and me... i wanna start wearing cool bandanas and rags and going ARGH! everywhere i go... wait, i already do the ARGH thing.), cool flash cartoons (but more often than not really lame ones people should be shot for), suicide girls, free porn (granted with all good porn for free you often get viruses and spyware attatched to your comp... and there's more crappy sites than good ones. my question is where the fuck do all these girls desperate for money come from? and who are these guys that get to fuck them, let alone convince them that paying them to have sex with them is a good idea? most people i know who offers to do nude modeling get laughed at or punched in the mouth.), and occasional funny antidotes from the modern day grind of work. oh and also free strategy guides, bravo! i also forgot about e-bay, e-bay is cool.

but sadly for all the awesomeness the inter-web can give you with it's comics and cartoons and ability to get absinth shipped to your home, it's far more adding to the destruction of life as we know it.

11 year old japanese girl stabbing someone with a boxcutter for talking shit about her in her blog (i hate that fucking word)

tubgirl.com (don't go there, that's why i didn't link it... some asshole tricked me to going there and now i can barely eat)

all the amazing amounts of spam being sent to your e-mail to enhance the size of your penis, or get a great deal with generic valium online.

people continuing to use online dating services to trick people into thinking their hot only to find the harsh reality that they're fat, live in their parents basement, and are going to now tie you up and fuck then kill you.

you can't go on a single message boards (mind you i also hate the term bb's) without someone starting a terribly spelled argument about something meaningless using grammar that even a dyslexic would scratch their head and go "omgwtf??!!!!?!?!?!11?!"

AND FUCKING |_337!!!!!! _|35|_|5 [|-||2157 1 |-|/-73 9309|_3 //|-|0 5933|< 1|| |_337... however i am a fan of such memes online such as pwned and all your base are belong to us. but i fucking hate that fucking dancing banana (oooh i despise you peanutbutterjellytime).

the world is a shit hole folks... and i hate it. i'm not discrimenating... i hate every faction of earth equally even that chick who does tardblog.com, it's funny, but she should still be shot for being an internet celebrity...

i hate the fucking internet... i found it funny when even football teams were getting dot coms in the mid 90's and the fastest fucking thing in the world was a 56k modem, but now it's disgusting... the internet needs to die!

except for the star wars kid, that shit's funny.. and boy is that kid going to need therapy

-excelsior-