alright, i took a day off from blotting down useless information about myself... mostly since i was out about the town all day yesterday.

first thing's first... i got my review back from spork reviews... look here but not here to see it... i bet you clicked on the wrong link just because didn't you? yeah, serves you right to have to reload the page... i might do that a couple more times in this entry if it gets long... you know, just to piss you off.

over the weekend i had a grand ole time... i did some work for kathryn's mom moving her office and filing stuff across the street to a new office building.. it was fun fun yum yum time.. woohoo. i'm fucking hungry... but yeah kat and i did some office clearing, i dropped a filing cabinet on my arm (and i have huge welts under my skin and my arm's all bruised up.. it's pretty mad pain), and we made 200 bucks each from the debacle... less than i expected, but i think we might get more.

with said money we bought wesley his bigger cage, and he looks so slap happy sally in it. we also bought kathryn's snake (which i call sir hiss) a new snake tank (a terranium if you will), and we plan on cleaning out his old tank and putting geckos in it, and getting a new rat to play with wesley in his super deluxe barbie mansion... i wish i was a rat so i could live in his cage, it's jawsome.

yesterday morning before we went back to do some work for kathryn's mom, i got woken up by good ole jaderz calling me at like 8 something in the morning... and me being the mild insomniac that i am, i couldn't get back to a beautiful dream about me putting my phallus inside of a lovely dream woman with an acidic vagina... so what did i do? i moved all of my furniture about and took a suicide boys set.

i've had this set sitting around in my head for quite some time now. i've been thinking about doing a set where it looks like i'm animated, so i set up a bunch of DVD cases on the coffee table and started working my biz-nass. it was pretty fun, but it took me forever to finish. it took me 2 hours of trying to set myself up and keep looking fluid and moving on film (digital film, at any rate)... and since i didn't wanna wake up kathryn and bug her with my mad science project, i shot it myself... it didn't turn out to be as genius as i hoped for, but it is pretty frickin cool.

later that day we went shopping, i finally got me some new chucks (after not buying any since my birthday, about 9 months ago if memory serves, which it often doesn't.), and i bought a new T-shirt. kat got a new skirt that looks fuckin cool (it's camo and strappy and makes her look hot), then we went home.

soon after we got home jade called back with news that she couldn't get into the AFI show in hollywood that she was trying to get into, so after 2 and a half years of planning to see each other, we hopped into kathryn's car, drove down to sunset strip, and i finally met that talkative little shit. after almost meeting and having things get ruined at the zero hour about 6 or 7 times, it's about time it worked... that makes lauren the 5th person i've known online that i've met in person...

it's just a shame that we only had 2 hours, and we're boring fucking people with nothing really to do... not like you can do much in hollywood anyways... but it was cool.

when we got home, we watched zoolander, which not only cracked us up, but it got me in a strong mood to listen to david bowie, so i've been all about the bowie this morning. i listened to space oddity, and low is going on after i finish up the white album (the beatles stupid, how many other white albums are there?), i'm going fucking bowie apeshit right now... BRAAAAAAAH!!!!!! it's amazing how fucking funny zoolander is... i would have never watched it had it not been for the sagelike advice of my tattoo artist mike (who's only other sage like advice he's departed on me was don't do too much ketamine... help, i'm stuck in a k-hole)

and on that note.. i'm gonna suck down my jamba juice, grab some grindage to munch on, and hopefully suck some fat dick... did i just say that out loud?

-excelsior-