here's my little spin on the 100 things bukkake that everyone has on thier smiley happy all singing all dancing crap of the world diaries... here is my

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101 THINGS I FUCKING HATE!!!!!!!!!

there's a real entry before this one, i just felt the urge to do this.

1.not knowing where to begin
2.html
3.people who talk on their cell phones while driving
4. people who can't seem to drive reguardless of what's in their hands
5.old people
6. other people's spelling
7.being unable to spell better than most other people
8. losing track of time when you have something to do you know you're going to get bitched at for
9. when someone can't make the fucking distinction between your and you're!
10.religious zealots that are going about their faith all wrong
11. people who like shit just becauyse it's popular
12. people who make shit that i've loved forever popular so now i find it harder to like them
13. when things that were popular aren't anymore so it's okay to like them again and still look cool
14. trend jumping asshole posers
15. people who say "the only real posers are the ones that call others posers" because they're just posers trying to pretend they're not
16. n00bs that don't make the attempt to learn from their mistakes and continually prove to the world they're a fucking asshat!
17.people who were born in 1990 and up wearing nintendo/ 1980's paraphanelia just because it's "rad" to be retro.
18. that i can finally own a kick ass metroid 1 shirt, but some dipshit 13 year old probably has the same shirt and probably hasn't even played super metroid
19. the recent popularity of gaming culture
20. getting my targets stolen in final fantasy XI
21. people who hate on final fantasy since it's the most well known RPG ever (face it asshole, they're better than phantasy star... i've compared, loved both and FF is still better)
22. when stupid little kids have the same shorts on as me
23.gaining weight
24. people who continually try to prove they know more than you by repeating their argument over and over and over again until you tell them to shut the fuck up because they're not going anywhere and they go "because i'm right!" no you're not right, you're just a fucking moron like i said!
25.the internet
26. people who start arguments on opinions, and when the truth of the matter comes out that everyone's titled to an opinion is breached the response from the arguers is "oh i'm sick of this everyone's entitled to an opinon thing, it's a cop out." no, it's the truth... but obviously your opinion is wrong because you're a fucking motard
27. people who try to show how much better they are than someone with retarded notions of "i get pussy all the time!", well jack, why are you on the internet talking about it instead of continuing to get some fucking pussy? i would be.
28. people who try to be all elitist for being able to figure out how to wear a correct piece of armor. okay buddy, simply since you spent more time with a game than i have, you're not cooler than me since you have great armor and a higher level. i'm cooler than you since i still know how to play and stay alive with what i've got at my disposal, so eat a fat dick!
29. people who try to rationalize improper human behavior by using the "how can you go against someone's own moral compass?" well theirs doesn't point north dipshit. that's how.
30. people who want to defend idiocy and let it thrive in this world, instead of trying to search for truth
31. that no one is going to understand a fucking word i say outside of those intelligent enough to comprehend me at any other time. in other words, people who i keep the company of or respect your views. everyone else is too stupid to understand.
32. those who refuse to admit they're wrong and a fuckign moron
33. fake cutters
34. attention seekers
35. people who idolize celebrities that aren't all that cool.
36. everyone who reads people magazine
37. readers digest
38. taking a crap
39. bologna
40. when my mom refuses to believe i'm allergic to eggs
41. when people continually expect me to make time for them in my life when i'd obviously rather be doing something else and wish they could enjoy their own fucking free time without me (sorry friends, you can't expect me to like you ALL the time)
42. for all the progress i've made in my life, i'm still mildly bi-polar and it's not going away
43. that EVERYONE has a fucking mental illness nowadays that they use as an excuse for being morons/ assholes/ anything else.
44. people who're in their late 20's that act like teenagers in the bad way
45. any kind of pop culture snob (movie, book, music, gameing)
46. lists like this
47. that conformity happens reguardless of what you do and non-conformity is a bullshit tactic dreamed up to make people believe they have something of an identity
48. that anarchy can never effectivly happen because all creatures strive for a heirarchy, hence why we have a presidential figurehead reguardless of his powers he can wield. a president is a king by a different name... fuck the only reason bush is in office is because his dad was president before... how is that not election by bloodline? we might as well have the lady of the lake throw a sword at someone and have them lead this nation.
49. that americans rarely understand brittish humor when it's so much funnier.
50. that americans are like the world's idiot little brother that wont stop stealing everyone's toys.
51. that i haven't been to hawaii
52. illegal immigrants that are sucking down my fucking tax dollars
53. the banking system
54. that money is such a nessecity and that we can't establish a system of ownership without it
55. that no one understands the "i am all the day with my cock up" thing yet
56. that my diary is only looked at by people trying to find olsen twins porn
57. that anyone would want to find olsen twins porn
58. that i'm still 5 entries away from 600 (including this)
59. that people still think depeche mode is for fags
60. that i don't have a computer i can effectivly create music on
61. that i rarely keep motivated or creative enough to complete most tasks
62. generic jokes
63. that zaireeka takes 4 cd players to hear effectivly, and i don't have 4
64. that i always feel under appreciated when i think i'm offering the world something fresh interesting and worth taking notice of
65. that i probably don't and i'm letting my ego set me up for dissapointment
66. i'm set up to toil in obscurity for the rest of my natural born life and i will never be more than a cult sensation if i even get that far
67. people that use a shit load of pictures of themselves in their diary entries.
68. those that complain about having dial up modems when everyone should have a fucking broadband by now
69. that i knew i'd get bored with this before i got to 101 and i already am
70. that metallica sucks so bad now
71. thinking i'm probably gonan get carpel tunnel syndrome
72. not being able to lock myself in isolation for a month
73.that there's still a majority of people that are squeamish when it comes to body art that is visible and unable to be hidden with clothing.
74. cowards who can talk as much shit as they want on the internet but are unwilling to back it up in anyway
75. peopel who argue for the sake of arguing
76. people who get married for the worst reasons.
77. people who can't get it through their heads that abortion is a fantastic idea for our society
78. dipshits who need to get abortions since they can't stop fucking their boyfriend without any form of birth control
79. backwards thinking males that still think it's a good idea to treat women like shit
80. ignorant fools who think that the only way to get anywhere in life is to be "g"
81. fucktards in the media that manipulate stories to sway the public
82. the idiot public that swallows the lie
83. that our entire society is based on a lie that we have to accept otherwise the entire world would fall apart
84. that so many things in a fictitious setting are either passed off as entertainment, or as being too preachy instead of peopel stopping to think "hey, maybe there's some truth in all of this"
85. that final fantasy VII was voted as the "best. game. ever"
86. the assholes that hang out in the parking lot here
87. that my job has no meaning
88. that currently my life has little meaning
89. that all humans are born to do is to pass on their genes like a fucking virus
90. that criminals have more rights than free people
91. that i can't watch the simpsons every day
92. that i have to wait till christmas to get metal gear solid 3
93. that i can't go back to beng skinny again without a lot more effort that i'm willing to put forth
94. that people in america have the idea that they're entitled to everything and if they don't like something if they bitch and moan then it has to be done. otherwise that company wont get their sale anymore
95. that free will is bullshit
96. that exactly every single person that is on earth right now, if everything in the bible is true is gonna go to hell, due to the standards of faith and religion are nowhere near god's standards.
97. that fast food places are so fucking gross to eat at but i eat there anyway
98. that i've been really lazy with the whole vegetarian thing
99. that i'm forced being in the real world for the rest of my pitiful life
100. that i never finish anything i start.

-excelsior-